Play the Dog Meet Baby CD for your dog before the arrival of your little bambino. We recommend supplementing this exercise with his favorite treat so your darling child's glass-shattering screams will be associated with happy thoughts for your dog (happy thoughts are good and could prevent serious injury).

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Track Listing: "What's a baby got to do to get some food around here" (moderate crying) "Alright people, joke's over, feed me now or heads are gonna roll" (screaming) "Hellooooo??!!! I'm sitting in my own pooh over here" (whimpering) "Mmmmm...tastes like chicken" (cooing) "Thinkin' about sleepin'? Think again" (starting to cry) "Jeez mom, enough of those bean burritos already, they're killing me" (uncomfortable sounds) "You say tomato, I say, where's my freakin' bottle" (babbling) "Tell that dog to pipe down, if I don't get some sleep there's gonna be some serious hell to pay" (tired crying) "That's the funniest thing I've heard all day" (laughing)